Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Has anybody seen my cereal?


I fear I may be responsible for contributing to the creation of a breed of super-raccoons that will terrorize Parkdale, energized as they are by their high fibre, low calorie diet of "naturally delicious Swiss style cereal."

You see, in the last two weeks, two boxes of my cereal have been stolen right out of my kitchen by highly selective raccoons. I won't go into the lengthy tale of how they get into my kitchen in the first place, but let's just say that I am certain they are responsible, and that they're too wiley for their own good.

Bragging rights will go to the first Parkdalian reader who can capture a photo of one of the little bandits clutching a box of Alpen...

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